How I Became a Nudist and Joined the GoTopless Effort Through the Raelian Movement

Guest website by: Judith S.
The first thing people ask me when they find out I’m a naturist is, When did you become a nudist?
The easiest way I will describe it is that being an associate of the International Raelian Movement helped me get more comfortable with my body and hence nudity generally. Raelians believe the body is natural and nothing to be embarrassed of. We are all distinct, unique and beautiful and should feel comfortable in our own skin.
Many are unfamiliar with or have misconceptions about the Raelian Movement in general, so I’ll just briefly describe what it is all about. The Raelian Movement is considered an atheist doctrine. We do not believe in a “God” that’s up in the clouds, and it is a religion in the sense that we have an organized group of beliefs, i.e.:
We were created to love, be happy and take care of each other.
We must assemble a unbiased embassy to welcome back the Elohim so that they’ll share their advanced technology with humanity and help us fix this planet.
“Rael” (Claude Vorilhon) Founder of the Raelian Movement
The movement was founded by Claude Vorilhon, a French journalist and race car driver in 1973 after he’d a chain of UFO meetings which he wrote about in a novel called Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers. He’s got other publications as well which can all be downloaded for free at http://www.rael.org.
There is certainly a familiar misconception that we are http://b-boyz.com/tube/naturist-teen-boy.php UFO cult.” This may be because a lot of photographs of Rael reveal him with a replica of the UFO he struck, and a lot of members do not cut their hair and have been called “hippies. The term ‘cult’ has negative connotations, and we don’t meet the definition of one because any Raelian is free to leave the movement at any time without pressure. Rael even warns us never to get overly attached to him and stresses that what is significant is the message, not the messenger.
My first meeting with social nudity was actually at a Raelian self improvement seminar in Mexico, or Happiness Academy as they are dubbed. Some folks were topless or totally naked during certain workshops and even though I was too timid to join in, I secretly envied their carefree attitude towards nudity. I got as far as going around in my bra for one workshop and that was exciting for me.
But I truly started embracing it when I was asked to function as the representative for the International Go Topless rally in Pittsburgh, PA, which is a annual protest Raelians organize all over the world to bring knowledge of women’s topless rights (www.gotopless.org) . These protests are done on or around August 26th which is Women’s Equality Day. The simple assumption is that if men can be topless in public without getting arrested, girls should enjoy exactly the same constitutional right.
2012 GoTopless Rally in D.C. Photo: http://www.gotopless.org
I had already planned on being present at the rally in NYC, where it is really legal for women to be totally topless, but had not decided whether I’d take off my top. Therefore I needed to get comfortable being topless ASAP! The only one judging me was my dog and I do not believe he cared.
I then moved to cleaning in the buff and walking around nude in the home. I found it so gratifying and realized I did not have to set the air conditioner on all the time. I also started to sleep nude. That took some getting used to, but was fully worth it. I am sure you know the benefits of being unclothed in general but sleeping in the buff tops the list of one of the healthiest things it is possible to do for your own body.
By the time the Pittsburgh GoTopless rally came along, I thought I was prepared for public semi-nudity (as I’d only be topless, not fully naked). While most of the reactions were positive (from guys), nothing could prepare me for the rude reactions and gestures of a number of people. In Pittsburgh it is illegal for girls to show their nipples so I wasn’t 100% exposed. That is amazing, I believed! Why don’t more girls include being topless? Why do not they take off those confining bras and let the boobs respire? That rally was a success and I am convinced we planted the seed in some women’s heads about embracing topfreedom.
From that point on, I recognized that I loved being bare and did not care what people thought. I can’t help the way I look and did not ask to be born this way so I can’t let it prevent me from experiencing the independence and health benefits that nudity brings. I am getting excited about checking out the nude beaches in my new home state which means no tan lines and best of all: skinny dipping!
More about Raelianism: Raelians campaign for human rights through a few different social justice endeavors, and Go Topless is just one single of them. Others are Clitoraid, which is a charity that offers free surgery for victims of female genital mutilation, Aramis which embraces all types of sexual orientations, Paradism which can be a society without money, greed, and government thru the promotion of science & technology, 1 Minute for Peace which is meditating one minute as often as possible for world peace as human minds have the capacity to affect world events. And eventually, the Back to Kama project seeks to bring Kama, which can be the original name for Africa before http://x-nudism.com/community/beach/xxx-public-nudists.php was colonized, to its formal glory by encouraging investments and jobs there.
Judith S. is a representative of the International Raelian Movement http://www.rael.org.
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Poland Naturist – Photography & A Cafe Named After Physiology

In the old days an air bulb was used to pneumatically release the shutter. Nowadays you merely have to press a button.
I was asked to ensure you could tell it was a garbage dump. I’m not prone to questioning a girl’s motives but I admit the request left me baffled. I dutifully place http://nudismphotos.net/posts/we-treat-nudity-and-sexuality/ to the bulb setting and warned everybody not to go. They didn’t listen.
Poland naturist dim light photography
The problem with subdued light is that you must keep the shutter open for longer to allow enough light to enter the camera. If the issue goes at all, or if the camera moves, due to, let us say, quivering hands, the image comes out blurred.
That night Darek drove me back to Sauna Cezar. Gosia and Babuka were in the back seat. She was attending her own party that night and needed a ride home. Combing through a dark neighborhood we eventually located her at the gate of a house. Gosia mentioned young love and its neediness. Before she had pointed out the strangeness of a mother going to get her daughter from a celebration at the center of the night. She appeared distant.
Babuka began talking about the Vagina Cafe. She told the story of how she hadn’t been certain if she’d heard the name right the first time it had been mentioned. When she recognized it was just what she thought it was her first thought was that Gosia had to be very “cool.” She started asking questions. Why was the cafe called Vagina? What was its goal? Gosia fought to clarify herself in painfully broken English. From what I could assemble it seemed like she wanted to create a place for women to be able to talk freely about http://nudists-young.org/contri/they-have-been-the-only-nudists-i-have-ever-met-personally/ .
Lots of folks presumed the bar was for homosexuals and lesbians – including gays and lesbians. Gosia told the story of how one female client had come for more as opposed to java. When the error became apparent the girl decided to stay away out of humiliation. After a little while she came back and declared the truth. She’d made a bad premise. It appears that in Poland, like many parts of the western word, referencing sexual anatomy in an edgy way is perceived as being primarily the purview of perverts and liberals, dirty homosexuals being the most obvious sort.
Gosia in Dimmed Light at Sauna Cezar
Darek drove rapidly. I began taking pictures through the windshield. With the bulb setting the lights of the road combined into brilliant lines of complex color. I showed the exposures to the women in the back seat. Gosia took an interest – just like she’d in the morning. I thought of the pictures I ‘d taken of her swimming and showering. She’d stumbled upon a vain effort of mine to take a good picture in the subdued light by the sauna.. I had asked her if she’d be willing to be photographed. She promptly adopted a comely pose. To no avail. Everything came out blurry.
I attribute the quivering hands.
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made me feel welcome there. It was very relaxing and

fun to spend the day nude swimming, eating, sunning,
meeting new people etc. Most of the people were elderly
Its cool
though to see all the young folks involved with
nudism in this group.
Today I go nude in my room
almost constantly. I also go bare at the local naturist
Plage (Haulover). This is my favored nudist beach.
Its very simple to get to, there are people of all
ages, and they sell beverages and hot dogs on the strand
weather. I love going bare whenever possible, its
Quite comfortable, feels great and life is more enjoyment in
the nude!
I would like to start of by providing you a little information about
myself. I’m 26 years old and now living in
Aventura, Florida. I ‘ve been going naked since I was
17 or so. Besides nudism I also love playing pool,
listening to all kinds of music (except country and
gangsta rap), working with computers, and talking
about cars. Now I Will get into how I got started as a
Fkk.
I was 17 when I first became
curious about how it felt like to be bare in my
room
We ran about
a mile or so from a nude beach (Blacks). People joked
about running there, but no one actually did.
One day on a run by myself I ran
near there and decide to run to the nude beach. I
made it there and saw the naked folks. At this point
I was inquisitive regarding what it was like to be bare on
the strand, why these folks did it. I ran to a sort
of isolated part of the beach (only several folks
around me and weren’t that close.) I took off my
shoes, socks, and t shirt. I sat there for 10-20 min.
I subsequently was relaxed and comfortable enough to say to
my self I’d like to get naked and see what it feels
like.
So off came my short pants and
Panties! I sat there bare for a min. or two afterward
stood up. I’ll never forget that moment. What I felt
I can only describe as the most awesome sense of
Liberty I’ve ever felt inside my whole life! I felt so
fee and alive! It was simply wonderful to be bare
It felt amazing… so
comfortable I then ran into the ocean and swam. It
felt so nice to swim without an suit I loved that
Encounter and needed to do it again.
After that I went back to blacks
several more times. I also went to other naturist
beaches; San Onfre, (45 min north of blacks), and
San Onfre is fine, its
more secluded than blacks with less gawkers. I went
to school in Santa Barbra and I found More
Mesa. This is a fantastic plage! Verry private and
secluded. I went to UCSB in Santa Barbra and saw
signs for models wanted for art class. I signed up
and modeled nude for the art class.
for me and it was fun. It was fantastic to see how each
artist painted me in their own manner. My mother detected
the check from the art school and asked me about it

all merely laughed and gave me a hard time about it but
Weren’t offended or upset or anything so it was cool.
Since that time, I have been to
two naturist resorts in CA. I had a really fine time in
both resorts. The folks there were very friendly and
It was very relaxing and
Interesting to spend the day naked swimming, eating, sunning,
meeting fresh people etc. Most of the folks were old
(30’s-60;s) but I enjoyed myself anyway. Its trendy
However to see all the young folks involved with
nudism in this group.
Today I go nude in my room
Nearly constantly. In addition , I go naked at http://x-nudism.com/community/nudist/nudists-of-age.php (Haulover). This is my favourite naturist beach.
Its very simple to get to, there are people of all
ages, and they sell beverages and hot dogs on the strand
Plus the water is always warm (87 now) and so is the
weather. I love going naked whenever possible, its
Really comfy, feels great and life is more enjoyment in
the nude!
I’d like to start of by giving you a little info about
myself. I’m 26 years old and now living in
Aventura, Florida. I’ve been going nude since I was
17 or so. Besides nudism I also enjoy playing pool,
listening to all kinds of music (except state and
gangsta rap), working with computers, and speaking
about automobiles. Now I’ll get into how I got started as a
nudist.
I was 17 when I first became
curious about how it felt like to be naked in my
room
When I was 18 a senior in high
school I was on the cross country team. We ran about
a mile or so from a nude beach (Blacks). Folks joked
about running there, but no one really did.
One day on a run by myself I ran
I
made it there and saw the naked folks. At this point
I was interested concerning what it was like to be naked on
the plage, why these people did it. I ran to a kind
of isolated part of the strand (just a few individuals
around me and weren’t that close.)
shoes, socks, and t shirt. I sat there for http://x-nudism.com/community/nudism/sexy-guy-nude-beach.php -20 min.
I afterward was relaxed and comfy enough to say to

shoulders, as in Greece.’33 Instead of appearing

naked, as in Greece, the Etruscan Apollo wears a
toga. So do a great many Etruscan bronze statuettes,
Analyzed by Emeline Richardson as the antecedents of
the Roman honorary togatus statue. There are really
numerous Etruscan statuettes of nude kouroi and
Nude dancing bodies (although these occasionally
wear something, a necklace, or shoes, to avert the
Entire nudity of their Greek models).’134 Pliny tells
us, and the monuments reveal, that the Etruscans and
later Romans favored figures of warriors, typically
wearing armour, rather than nude like the Greeks.’35
When folks on the fringes of the Etruscan world
learned to depict the life-size human figure in order to
represent a dead warrior, a hero, they copied the

rendering of a Greek statue is the so-called Hirschlanden Warrior, found on a grave mound near Stuttgart in 1962, and now in the Stuttgart Museum.136

Above, it is flat, like a stele; beneath, its legs look like the
legs of a kouros. It is naked, but equipped. Its nudity
presents a tough problem. It may have been inspired
by that of the kouroi.
may have truly fought naked. The completely armed
Warrior of Capestrano, from Chieti, is recognized
as an important figure by the axe on his left shoulder-and his enormous helmet-but he wears the Etruscan kind of perizoma.137 Some years ago, the Capestrano Warrior reigned as a exceptional picture, difficult to
Describe in the context of the artwork of historical Italy. In the
and sixth centuries B.C. have come to light, allowing
us to see more clearly how artists in Italy responded to
the innovation of the monumental statues of kouroi.138
The thought of the kouros came from Greece indirectly,
by way of Etruscan art, where the kouros is not naked,
In this manner, the Etruscans interpreted Greek innovations for barbarian, nonGreek cultures.

antiquity. The head is like that of an Archaic kouros.
The arms and their place-Venus pudica-are of
Class not those of a kouros.

FEMALEFIGURES
The comparison between mainland Greece and Italy in
the Archaic period in the issue of artistic nudity extends to female figures along with male.

earlier traditions survived-spiritual, social, and
Rite-sometimes
expressed in unique, non-traditional artistic forms.
The image of the nude female, prohibited from Classical Greek art, makes astonishing appearances in
Etruscan art. Two examples will serve to show how
differently this image was perceived. The first is the
Large scale statuette of a naked goddess, found in Orvieto, in the safety of Cannicella, over 100 years
Past, in 1884. Its particular features have recently been
more closely examined.139 The figure, half life-size,
made of Parian marble, and quite certainly of Greek

workmanship,was broken,fixed,and reworkedin

NUDITY AS A COSTUME IN ANCIENT ART

for which the reigning Greek artistic style provided no
model, might well have created this type of strange work
as this one, whose strange appearance expresses a tension
between Greek artistic convention on the one hand and
native faith and ritual on the other.
Another peculiarly Etruscan monument represents the
way where the Greek tradition of nudity was imported and transformed. Again, we’ve got a astonishing
Event of a nude female body. Later in date, but
still earlier than the Hellenistic period, when the sort
was accepted in Greek art, we see husband and wife
lying naked together in a tender embrace on a sarcophagus from Vulci in Boston (fig. 8).140 They lie
under the curved tebenna, which serves as a blanket,
a symbol of their marriage. Such an picture of a couple
does not appear in http://www.nudist-video.com . In Etruscan artwork, too, it is
Etruscan, too, is the likeness
of their way of dressing-in this case, their nudity.
Evidently, the Etruscans did not perceive the contrast
between male and female nudity, so characteristic of
Greek Classical art.
who saw it? Was this nudity a sign of the intimacy of
the marriage bed? Or did it signify a kind of heroization of the couple, as ancestors, shown in passing
dressed in the Greek style, in a “heroic” nudity
considered suiting for the afterworld? We do not know.
Also associated with female nudity, or rather exposure, is
the frequent picture of the breastfeeding or suckling mother,
a motif absent from Classical Greek art. Several monuments, for instance, symbolize the ritual suckling and
adoption of http://www.nudistclip.com by Uni (Hera). The
myth is unknown in mainland Greek artwork. On an

Every Wonder How Naturism and Naturism Began and Evolved?

Nudism Throughout History
A society’s attitude toward public nudity can show a terrific deal about its culture, attitudes and sometimes its religious beliefs. Nudity is sometimes extended to every area of life, while in other circumstances it is confined to particular settings or actions. For instance, some societies condone nudity during athletic activities, while encouraging the wearing of garments at other times. Standards vary widely from one culture to another.
The practice of habitually wearing garments is a pretty recent creation in human history. In primeval times our distant ancestors, evolving in Africa and migrating into a world of tropical and temperate climates, were surely nude most or all of the time. Nevertheless, as people expanded into colder areas, they quickly had to adapt artificial covering, so that as soon as they did that, additionally they began embracing customs to govern what clothing should be worn, so when it should be worn. In distinct societies clothing or having less it’s been seen as being sexual in nature, as connoting social status or the deficiency of it, as signaling a particular religious or philosophical association, or as signifying a certain economical station. Early texts from many cultures refer to the poor and downtrodden as naked, and in a society with that attitude, someone who could afford clothing would definitely wear them to show they weren’t poor and downtrodden. It is easy to understand how clothes immediately became more than the usual functional body covering, and started to assume other societal significance.
History of Naturism
In some ancient societies, the display of the naked body was linked into a particular spiritual doctrine. For instance, the Egyptian Pharaoh Akhenaten, who ruled from about 1353 to 1336 B.C., worshiped the sun disc and believed that the body should be proudly shown in its light. Delineations of Akehnaten and his queen, Nefertiti, reveal them wearing very little clothing whatsoever, basking in the sacred light of the sun. While Akhenaten may have been the first of the pharaohs to attach a religious connotation to the practice of public nudity, he surely did not invent the concept in Egyptian culture. Egyptian delineations from considerably earlier periods also show folks wearing no clothes, or clothing that was form-fitting and also clear. The early Egyptians were fairly open about sexuality, and attached a strong sensual connotation to their own near-nakedness. Art from ancient Egypt sometimes depicts sexual acts in quite explicit and even comical ways.
Another ancient groups attached less of an sexual meaning to nakedness. In India, for instance, certain religious sects required nudity as a sign of the renunciation of worldly possessions. Our knowledge with this comes from Greek historians of the time of Alexander the Great, who reported that there were several of these sects, the largest of which was called the Ajivikas. The Greeks called these groups gymnosophists, from their word gymnos, meaning nude. The point to be stressed here is that it was a completely different meaning for nudity than in the Egyptian culture. While the Egyptians were openly sexual and clearly took great joy in showing their bodies, the Indian ascetics used nudity as an indicator of giving up worldly happiness and adopting a pure and sacred mind-set.
Michelangelo Statue of David
Nevertheless, nudity in ancient India was not strictly an ascetic thing, for the Hindu faith also understood the holiness of sexuality. A Hindu sect called the Sakas, who were flourishing about a thousand years ago, decorated their temples with expressly erotic art. Sexuality was viewed as a sacred matter, the procreative power of the divine. Such sexual sculpture can be seen today at Indian sites for example Khajurako, Konarak and Ellora.
The Greeks had a custom of nudity that included both a blunt admiration for the beauty of the human anatomy and a deep seated spiritual doctrine. The Greeks believed that their gods had created people to look like themselves, so there was no shame in exhibiting our own godlike forms. Greek deities are usually depicted as perfect physical specimens wearing few if any clothing, and their mortal worshipers embraced the same style. Greek garments were simple pieces of cloth draped or wrapped around the human body fast removed at a moment’s notice. If your individual in ancient Greece were working or playing hard, they would believe nothing of removing the garment. The Greeks were saying, “Our gods are amazing, and since we look like the gods, we are amazing, also.” Specifically, it was anticipated that sportsmen would be naked when they participated in sports. Our word gymnasium comes from the Greek gymnos significance nude, since the people who worked out there always were.
The Romans adopted much of the culture in their Greek predecessors, but in Roman society nudity was strictly confined to particular settings and actions. Romans were expected to wear clothes in most public places, but nudity was condoned and also expected in athletic activities, in the public baths and at public latrines. The endorsement of nudity in sports, and especially in gladiatorial competitions, was probably a practice inherited from the Etruscans, another ethnic forerunner of the Romans. http://etyzo.com depicts gladiators fighting fully naked.
Another historical society that relegates nudity to specific places and times is that of Japan. While Japanese culture permits the blunt discussion of erotic issues, as well as the teaching of sexual techniques to future newlyweds, nakedness is typically frowned upon. The nude human body isn’t considered a fitting subject for art, and even paintings of fans in bed show them fully clothed. However, Japanese culture also makes allowance for group bathing, often by big family groups. Until the 20th century, such communal bath was a routine part of daily life for many Japanese, as well as now it is still practiced in some out of the way areas.
russian nudist bathing practices can be found in the cultures of ancient Turkey and some northern European cultures like those of Scandinavia. All these cultures firmly discouraged nudity in other public settings.
Other ethnic groups who did not cover their bodies were considered subhuman, and a powerful awareness of physical modesty was taken as evidence of the superiority of Chinese culture. Girls weren’t even permitted to uncover their bodies for his or her physicians, and had to point out their aches and pains on dolls especially made for the function.
Paganism, both in its ancient and modern types, makes use of ritual nakedness which will be normally confined to particular places and occasions. Those who conformed to Wicca or some other early faiths would sometimes dance naked, or “sky-clad” during seasonal rites. Among people who hold such beliefs now, the practice is sometimes still carried on. In these contexts, nakedness is seen as a state of naturalness making the worshiper more open to divine power. As in other societies, nudity is closely linked to both religious belief and sexual abandon, which usually are not seen as being opposed to each other.

for knowledge in safe, proper, supervised environments, they’ll do it on

their own. They will do it in any manner they are able to. Since the adult community
forbids them from experiencing nudity in safe, wholesome ways, they will resort
means, their normal, natural want to meet interest gets mixed up with all
sorts of negative feelings. Guilt, shame, humiliation, self-loathing, fear of
punishment. Because these negative emotions keep many children from doing also
Considerably testing before puberty, testing occurs after puberty when the
Strong sex drive overcomes the negative emotions.
So now we’ve guilt,
shame, embarrassment, fear, and self-loathing related to sexual arousal
too. And we expect nudism sex to develop from this?
Because the adolescent
feels all these negative emotions related to normal and natural curiosity
and sexual urges, and because the youth is still striving to grow
effective skills at connecting with the opposite sex, that youth will feel
intimidated by the opposite gender.
So what’ll some
Teenagers do? http://www.thoun.com to less intimidating people to do their
Testing with. Resort to younger kids.
And a possible sexual
predator is born.
Do I even should level
out how this is mental abuse?
Our society in the last
few decades has become more and more antagonistic toward nudity. Where once
skinnydipping was the norm among Boy Scouts and needed at YMCA pools, where
once locker rooms were actually used to change clothing in, where once doctor’s
offices were a place where doctors could readily reach the human body they were
Assumed to give medical attention to, we now have a near lack of nudity
Anyplace in ordinary life.
Nowhere can we find
wholesome, nonsexual pictures of the bare human body. Nowhere can we enjoy the
affirming, even healing encounter of being bare in front of someone else and be
We have forfeited all images of the human body to those
who would describe it in sexual and degrading ways. All because, from arrival, we
are brainwashed into believing nudity is dangerous.
And why do we do that to
our children? Because our parents did it to us.
them. And so on and so forth.
Detrimental cycle?
No one ever tries, because
You don’t challenge something that has been
But we must question
it. The emotional and physical health of our kids are at stake. In some
cases, even their very lives are at stake. Are not these important enough reasons
to question something you have just assumed was true all your life?
Really serious about these issues. Perhaps you can now realize why social
nudity is so important to us. This isn’t simply a lifestyle option. This isn’t
This is a vital cause to us. It’s a
cause we feel is worth fighting and sacrificing for.
Do we demand constant
nudity?
Of course not. There are
many times when nudity would be uncomfortable, even completely unhealthy.
Do we demand that everyone
Perish the thought. That
would be as immoral as using the law to force everyone to wear clothing all the
time.
All we ask is that those
who wish to be bare under reasonable circumstances be permitted to do so. Not for
for exhibitionist impulses.
Those who enjoy it
ought in order to do thus. Those who do not enjoy it don’t have to do it at all.
But what will happen if someone is
Piqued at nudity?
Our frank reply to that
Individual: grow up. Why should people be compelled by threat of law to do something
they strongly disagree with, if the only harm to you is that you pick
(emphasis on the word choose) to be violated?
The amazing truth that our
society has difficulty grasping because the brainwashing is so pervading, is
that human beings get used to nudity very fast. How can a lifetime of
brainwashing be beat literally within hours, if not minutes? That is a
testament to how abnormal and unnecessary the brainwashing was in the first
place.
If you are afraid you’ll be
shocked at the nudity of others, that may wear off fast. If you’re scared
You will be sexually aroused at the sight of nudity, maybe you will be for a
while. But even that loses its power in a brief time. The overwhelming
realization of the vast majority of people who are eventually exposed to ordinary,
nonsexual nudity after an eternity of brainwashing is that it was never a large
The only embarrassment we
need to feel about nudity is how frightened over nothing we were all our lives.
Forests are available in all areas capable of sustaining tree growth, at

Modern celebs known to have practiced societal

nudism include neurotic girl singers
Alanis
Morissette
and
PJ Harvey
…sun-poisoned
good-timey musician
Jimmy
“Cheeseburger in
Paradise”
Buffett
, who claims that his whole family
Elle
MacPherson
and
Christie Brinkley
…forget-
table performers
and
Bridget
Fonda
…and Muslim-slurring animal-rights lunatic
Brigitte Bardot
.
To the clothed world, the nudists might as well have been Martians.
Nudist colonies faced frequent police harassment, public ridicule, and
evangelical outrage. Nonetheless, pasty white mammaries and wrinkly white
In the
1950s, courts decided once and for all that the notion of a cloistered naturist
Community harboring consenting adults was erotic beach .
Utopian fkk-colony culture became diluted (purists would say polluted)
by an unwashed influx of free-lovin’, tough-druggin’, mass-orgy-havin’ hip-
Public nudism became increasingly sexualized,
more of a vulgar mass movement than an underground people faith. It
devolved from its towering Edenic sources, becoming a sanctuary for seedy
swingers and pedophilic predators and thrill seekers of all stripes. The cul-
ture of nude beaches and love ins and Woodstock and smokin’ hash oil
naked in redwood hot tubs invaded the pristine culture of astringent nude
diets and wholesome naked family living and 500 compulsory daily nude
Jumping Jacks. Essentially, the hippies killed the first wave of
http://www.thoun.com .
The naked establishment (yes…sigh…there actually is such a matter) has strug-
High-funded, closely regimented fkk “resorts”
catering to upscale couples and families constitute the modern Satisfactory
Face of American Nudism. Except for the clothing policy, many of these neo-
nudist resorts are indistinguishable from high tech health clubs. They offer
Naked swimming, naked pingpong, nude water skiing,
Bare badminton, bare dining, and communal bare
Macarena lessons. Nudist-favorable travel agencies offer
Naked cruises and bare travel packages.
Now the country’s largest nudist club,
claims 50,000 members. Its dull-as-shit
Site tries its best to portray a safe/anti

septic/desexualized/family-oriented pull
of nudism, with clear reasons. Modern

tions of bare meth-conduit circles or nude
mud wrestling with children would simply
Injured business. Entrepreneurial nudism’s
mouthpieces offer stats maintaining
that the ranks of the American
Bare are growing by 20 percent
Annual. They mention surveys saying that
Americans are growing more
SIDESTEPPING THE
IRONY
the Internet in order to proselytize their lifestyle and network
with likewise nude people.

corrupted, marauding, automated, sex-hating, fascistic mainstream
berkul-
tur
wrappers and fall from grace are all rooted in the fact that its members
AREN’T BARE IN PUBLIC ALL THE TIME. Nudists use the word “textile”
as both a noun (
he’s a devoted textile
) and an adjective (
it’s a textile beach
),
and it is normally used with some level of pejorative malice.
textile world’s pathological propensity to wear clothing as “clothes-fanatical-
ness” and “clothes-compulsiveness.”
Nowadays, many of the Socially Nude have a tendency to shun the words “naturist”
and “colony” totally. Instead, they label themselves “naturists” who
congregate with “traveling clubs” or at “resorts.” It’s a conscious distancing
measure from any sleazy/creepy/cultish organizations people might attach
to both the terms “fkk” and “colony.” Just like San Franciscans hate it
when outsiders call their city “Frisco,” modern self-described “naturists”
frown upon use of the term “naturist colony,” because it makes the inhabi-
That’s really too bad, and I am sorry to have to hurt their feelings, but I
Merely can not use the word “naturist” seriously. I do not like the way it rattles
Away my keyboard or rolls off my tongue. It is pretentious and not nearly as
sexually suggestive, in an erotically pre-porno manner, as the delicious term
“Fkk.” I prefer to use “naturist,” and I’ll call those freaky nude bastards
and
their ignorant colonies.